Since you people can't seem to get your shit together, this is Chapter 2 of Sucking At Life.
*Again, names changed because you're all fucking stalkers*

Problem

So my friend Aero (yes) came to me the other day with a problem. He's been in Highschool for 2 years and there's only been one girl on his mind: Mariah. She has been his friend for awhile now, quick conversations or a hello as they pass in the hall, but she doesn't show that she likes him. He's tried but he can't get over her and he gets nervous when he approaches her about the subject. Of course, my benevolence abounds and I was more than happy to help my friend.

I told Aero to fucking get his shit together and just ask her out. Aero was extremely scared though, she's way too hot and popular to like a guy like him. He asked me to give him a few lines to say to her, in order to break the ice. Hey I thought..Why the fuck not.. since it would teach him a nice lesson. So I said, "Yeah man, spit this hot fire to her..." and told him wise words that can only be bequeathed by a god.

So of course, the next day he comes to me excited with his dick hard. "I got her man!" Of course you fucking did, I'm the man, and he proceeded to take her out that Saturday to a restaurant of my choosing. However, he calls me later and says, "Yo...she wasn't feeling me. I don't know what happened. We just didn't click." Of course you fucking didn't, and I proceeded to tell him this. So he's mad, cussing, crying, and bitching in a very female manner..I then tell him just to try again next week. He's scared of course and asks for my wise words of wisdom, so i gave him some. Ball up bitch.

So Tuesday, Aero goes to Mariah and strikes up a conversation. He then asks her out again, just to the mall on Saturday. So she decides to give him a chance and says yes. I asked him if he needed any more hot fire to spit at her, and of course, he denies. So Saturday comes and goes and come to find out, the date goes well. They walked around, talking about random things, and decided to sneak in a movie (getting kicked out of course because that shit is illegal). Now, Aero and Mariah have been dating for 3 months and he's constantly getting the greatest pussy he's ever had.

Solution

Aero's first problem was that he couldn't man up and say he liked the girl. Honestly, most girls aren't the bitches men make them out to be in their mind. Just telling a girl you feel her style shouldn't embarrass you. Just do it.
Aero's second problem was that he wanted a script to talk to Mariah. However, when he used my words to ask her out, she was expecting that same personality and killer swagger on their date. When he finally decided to just be himself around her, he found things clicked a lot better. They had fun and are now fucking constantly.

Conclusion

Women like men. Plain and simple. To be a man, you have to take the role of one, which means taking the reigns on your penis, and guiding it to women you like. Be yourself around girls and you'll find someone that really works, because they'll like you for you.

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