Yo my current bitch has problems wit' me coming home and hitting her around to help me relieve stress over tha extreme racism dat I is exposed to everyday but I cant help it playaz my peepz was taken from tha motherland in big boats so dey could pick ya'll cotton and heed to ya'll demands but muthafuckaz its tha time of tha black man, my ***** Obama gonna destroy tha racist establishment known as tha white house and is gonna turn it into tha homeboy hotel where all playaz of all ethnicities can come together and discuss ways to make tha world a mo' G'd up place naam' sayin?

So what should I do homies?