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Originally Posted by Don Esteban  Original post is here: weird sitch...
What else have u guys got for me...I feel so weird 
I mean i like her but like i said i dont think this'll end well... |
It won't end well. In fact, I'll predict the future for you as nicely as possible:
-You will eventually tell her how you feel and how that offends you.
-She will overreact and say to you, "Why, are you racist against white people, BLACKIE?"
-You will get offended at her racial slur and punch her in the face.
-She will grab out a chainsaw out of nowhere.
-You will say, "Holy shit balls on fire."
-She will swing the chainsaw at you, cutting off your arm.
-You SCREAM in agony and bleed to death.
-After your death, your body mutates into a giant tentacle monster, which then performs "surprise sex" on her.
-Losing her dignity to a tentacle monster, but still slightly turned on by it, she kills herself.
You're better off ending the relationship now. Don't worry, you're doing the right thing. You're saving her life.