Originally Posted by Dark Jynch

I do not require study to get good grades. Because I wouldn't pass even if I did study. Besides, I have great oral and anal sexual abilities, so sucking off my teachers basically goes down to semester and year-end tests just as a reinforcement to pass. I do make doodles in class, however, only of fantasies of man trains.

I do not fail at life. I have good imaginary friends, great hopes, and high potential. My potential is so high, in fact, that I am one of the greatest masturbaters who has ever set foot on Redtube. This is no minor feat! That is what I think, and that is what is important to me. I could care less what others thought of me. Oh, and speaking of failures, you probably couldn't fap to goatse as many times in a row as I have. I do not waste my life on the internet diminishing other idiots such as myself. I only have time for masturbation. Go back to suckling my mother's breast. She enjoys it very much.