"i don't stick it in the wrong hole. I promise."
that always work.
but seriously, use your surroundings, use the events that are happening around you. Yu're in a crowded mall, go up to her (not directly, walk by her and kind of glance at er smile and stop) and say something along the lines of "Jesus, it feels like i'm suffocating in here."
she may either, laugh and nod and say something to continue the conversation. look at you weirdly (45-50% chance), smile and nod if she's shy.
__________________ But you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
When nigas speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
You don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
And talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected
Disrespected nigaz don't show no love
Why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
Cause if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke--IT, King of HipHop
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