I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna go to a party.

I'm gonna show up with three glass bottle beers, and promptly give two away to the fellow dudes to win them over. Then I'll excuse myself to the bathroom where I'll gargle some beer in my mouth, spit it out, pour out the beer, and fill up the bottle with water.

Then I'm going to hit on any girls at the party with my fake beer in my hand.

Later.

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