1) Shitknot. A retard in a dumpster could make the same sound. What happened to music? What the hell ever happened to playing music on a fucking stage, and letting it all be about the music? They are not about the music, I don't care what anyone says. No band can be about the music when they create noise with no musical value whatsoever.

2) Any band that has ever played any variation of hiphop - with exceptions given to Run DMC and Rage Against the Machine.

3) DragonForce. Go to hell for ruining all credibility that power metal once had. As if the stereotypes weren't enough already. I guess I would include any associates of the Guitar Hero franchise here too, mainly for making any listener of any band featured on Guitar Hero a "poser."

4) Trivium. For being shit, and stealing Dime's Razorback. And copying another shit band... which leads me to point number 5.

5) METALLICA. What are they playing now, jazz?

Just kidding. Metallica's full-length albums have gone from Decent, to Bad, to Hideous, to WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!

A departing note, directed at Metallica: May the restless spirit of Cliff Burton pimp slap the Chuck Taylors off of your pasty asses.

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And you and I climb, crossing the shapes of the morning.
And you and I reach over the sun for the river.
And you and I climb, clearer, towards the movement.
And you and I called over valleys of endless seas.

Yes - And You and I