I, Baldr the Good -- beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence -- have recently descended from my hall, prominently known throughout the realms as Breidablik, at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Not unlike the whims of the rest of my pantheon, Baldr seeks to elucidate veracity upon the nescient decadence honored by man as "ARG".
By elevating the plague that is ignorance and commonplace duplicity with gratuitous wisdom and epistemic brilliance bestowed only upon divinity, it is Baldr's desire to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to ARG by instilling values that will lead them down the golden road to Valhalla. However, it is my secondary ambition test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason.
We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships that we have endured previously. We do it all without malarkey or nonsense and with rapture that permeates from our pores and sweeps the lands of Midgard in its entirety. With that being said...
Fuck you and welcome to ARG. |